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In each issue, we publish a cartoon drawn by The New Yorker‘s Ben Schwartz. Suggested captions for this cartoon must be submitted as a comment (“reply” at the bottom of this page) by April 20, 2016. Finalists will appear in the May/June issue. To vote for the winner of the January/February 2016 contest (see finalists above), use the “vote form,” below. To view Moment‘s past Cartoon Caption Contest winners and finalists, click here.

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  1. “Now they all have to leave Anatevka.”

  2. “I couldn’t find one read by the author.”

  3. It’s the aural law.

  4. “The story is great but the commentary is endless.”

  5. William Agress

    “I’ve got the written Torah and the aural Torah”

  6. William Agress

    “Frankly, It’s like listening to a scroll”

  7. Aaron Robinson

    There’s an app for this?!

    • Gerald Lebowitz

      “It’s my new iGod. You can download the Five Books of Moses and all the Commandments for instant access.”

  8. My playlist isn’t as easy to scroll through.

  9. Gerald Lebowitz

    “It’s my iGod. It downloads the Five Books of Moses, including all the commandments, for instant access.”

  10. You’ve got to move, I can’t sit next to a female.

  11. “Little girl, I can assure you your Uncle Angus does not play ‘Amazing Grace’ on one of these”

  12. William Agress

    ” I call it streaming with G-d and Moses.”

  13. Gerald Lebowitz

    “It’s the same message, just a new way to scroll.”

  14. Gerald Lebowitz

    “Would you like to listen to my iGod?”

  15. Gerald Lebowitz

    “Adam ate his apple; I listen to mine religiously.”

  16. Gerald Lebowitz

    “Adam could only bite his apple to gain knowledge. I can download mine.”

  17. William Agress

    “You know there are songs in here by Debbie Friedman, Sam Glaser, and Rick Recht.”

  18. “Don’t tell them at the yeshiva, but I’m really listening to ‘Hamilton.'”

  19. Susanna Levin

    I’m listening to a higher authority.

  20. Gerald Lebowitz

    “You heard of walking the walk? Well, I’m scrolling the scroll.”

  21. Mark Goldenberg

    “It’s the new I-Torah 6.”

  22. I get all the oldies on this.

  23. Gerald Lebowitz

    “G-d said not to eat the apple, but He didn’t say anything about listening to it.”

  24. Gerald Lebowitz

    “The only time it stops streaming is when it gets to the middle of the story of Moses parting the Red Sea.”

  25. Feigue Cieplinski

    Music shmusic! The Torah is real music to my ears.

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