Prove Your Comedy Chops with Moment’s Cartoon Caption Contest

Welcome to the Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest, founded with the help of New Yorker cartoon editor Bob Mankoff, and drawn by New Yorker cartoonist Ben Schwartz.

Do you have a way with words and humor? If so, look at the cartoon below and send us a caption—or two or three! Plus scroll down to vote for your favorite caption. It’s free and fun!

Winners may claim a free Moment subscription for a friend of family member. Contest open to U.S. residents 18 and above.

Plus: Read interviews with some of our most prolific caption contest contributors here.

Submit a caption for this cartoon by May 15 by writing it in as a comment at the bottom of this page!

Vote for your favorite caption by filling out the form immediately below!

“I don’t think this counts as atonement.”
— Rich Wolf, Westminster, MD


“You’re a real star, David.”
—Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, CO


“I was hoping for a necklace.”
—Harold Sanger, St. Louis, MO

Vote for your favorite! The winner will receive a free subscription to Moment to give to a friend. Any U.S. resident age 18 or older can enter.

Vote for your favorite caption

Chuckle at the Winter 2024 winning caption—and see who wrote it!

 

“It’s usually right there in between the two cranberries.”
—Howie Slomka, Atlanta, GA

How to Submit Your Caption(s)

Submit as a comment below by May 15, 2024. Finalists will appear in the upcoming issue. To vote for the winner of the Spring 2024 contest (see finalists above), use the vote form.

 

31 thoughts on “Cartoon Caption Contest

  1. Marv Sager says:

    “Shall I call you Moses?”

  2. Marv Sager says:

    “Your Mediterranean diet isn’t working!”

  3. Marv Sager says:

    “Take two dates and call me in the morning!”

  4. Marv Sager says:

    “Your insurance policy does not cover a burial in a pyramid!”

  5. Marv Sager says:

    “Would you like your medical report written down on papyrus?”

  6. Marv Sager says:

    “Your chariot is parked illegally in front of the hospital!”

  7. Michael Lomazow says:

    “Sorry,but I don’t want to be buried with you.”

  8. Michael Lomazow says:

    “If you want to be helpful,leave a good review on Yelp.”

  9. Mark S. says:

    “Tut, tut.”

  10. Marv Sager says:

    “Our cafeteria menu for Passover doesn’t serve CAMEL SOUP with MATZO BALLS!”

    1. Dale Stout says:

      Ewww, my dyslexia told me at first it was going to be ‘matzo soup and camel b@lls’

      1. Marv Sager says:

        Dale,

        Try it, you’ll like it!

  11. Michael Lomazow says:

    “I’m honored you’re here but who is paying the bill?”

  12. Michael Lomazow says:

    “Your wife says that you are an electrician.”

  13. Michael Lomazow says:

    “Have some Cobra Juice and call me in the morning.”

    1. Dale Stout says:

      Michael, I love a shot of cobra venom in the morning :^)

  14. Marv Sager says:

    “Perhaps in Luxor, your medical condition would be described as a BAD CASE of NILE FEVER!”

  15. “And no carbohydrates for the next forty years.” — Adrian Storisteanu, Toronto (who is unable to access the comments)

  16. “You’ll have to fix your food pyramid.”

  17. Marv Sager says:

    “Sorry, none of our nurses are related to Nefertiti as you requested!”

  18. Michael Lomazow says:

    To Marv Sager,

    Can you tell me what happened to Gerald Lebowitz….I haven’t been on as much…Did I miss something?

    1. Marv Sager says:

      Michael,

      Everyone on this site misses Gerald Lebowitz! We have not heard from him in over 5 months which has never happened before.

      Perhaps he is writing an important book or is traveling on a long cruise. I don’t know of his absence or the absence of others.

  19. Michael Lomazow says:

    To Gerald lebowitz,

    If you see this post,let us know your situation.

  20. Dale Stout says:

    Congratulations, Howie!

  21. Dale Stout says:

    We all miss Gerald

  22. Dale Stout says:

    Tut, tut, looks like a sprain.

    …Mark, I didn’t steal this one, this time :^)

  23. Marv Sager says:

    “Those SCARAB BEETLES in your headdress shouldn’t be moving!”

  24. Michael Lomazow says:

    “Your emergency contact is Nefertiti?”

  25. “I’m sorry but we ask everyone if they want a Do Not Resusitate Order.”

  26. “I’m sorry but we ask everyone if they want a Do Not Resuscitate Order.”

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